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Chef's Best: Hot Mess

by Crab Chunk and The Persistent Wafer

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Intro 07:11
let's go
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I was living in a room I couldn't afford a broom, in my room All I had was some shrooms To eat and to live off Then I got a job With a man named Rob And then I robbed him, it was ironic And he didn't have any money left So he starved, I caused his death If only I could catch my breath (are we playing R.E.M.?) My name is A wizard If only I could have a better gizzard Oh no, oh shit it is! (The way you were singing, you were like…) Oh my god That was totally subconscious (sings R.E.M.)
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Spiders 00:20
The spiders are coming Where are the spiders Ah fuck The spiders are coming maaaaahhhhh Let's go burn your hair
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All the ends of the world shall remember And turn to the lord
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Hot Mess 05:40
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hello
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then you SHALL NOT FUCKING EAT THE APPLE
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I was walking down the street And I saw you walking down the street Sunday morning I was walking down the street And there I saw you walking on down the street And I said "do you wanna walk down the street" I said hey honey, take a walk down the street (Walking down the street Following the crowd Walking down the street Following the crowd?
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I'm afraid today we have some very sad news The funkytown radio host has died That didn't rhyme, But what does is the fact that I cried I'm so very sad On this sad-ass day Gonna stare at paintings And cover myself in hay And I'll lie down in a field Gonna be very sad on this sad field And I'll never recover One day I'll get up, I'll have built a cocoon And sadness will have made me it's mother Staring at a picture of a flower on the wall
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"major, g major I think"
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yes that was luuvely
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I wish I could go to New Orleans I'd be a painter of someone in need But for now All I am Is someone who drinks too much tea Hard to sit and wait for life to begin But I have to take that step For myself When my laptop dies I recharge it So what kind of thing can I use to recharge me All I have is food and sleep And I have too much of one and not enough of the other And it's all my own fault when I'm inconvenienced But that doesn't stop me from doing it I need to go to sleep but everyone enables my bad habits By staying up with me I only know two chords on the ukulele They are C and G It doesn't help me when I have to play along With people beside me Cause they will move on and I stay on the same two chords I'll write up some comics and I'll build them up Until they're something I can live on And something more than just a sleeping dream But until then I'll just imagine Futures that will never become real

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recorded in the same night as "crustacean nation"

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released October 21, 2016

electric guitar, acoustic guitar, keyboard, piano, drums, tambourine, shaker, djembe, hand drums, mbira, bells, violin, accordion, harmonica, trumpet, bouzouki, ukulele, woke vocals (wokals)

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Crab Chunk and The Persistent Wafer Auckland, New Zealand

Leon
Ruben
Cameron

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